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Tweet from Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR (Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend. 1:29 PM · Jun 30, 2023 the tired dw meme with a washington state dept of natural resources helmetALT
Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend. URGING you to consider firework alternatives: - screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky - dropping a stack of large books on the floor - wrapping a toga around a candle - play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos 1:29 PM · Jun 30, 2023ALT

Fire season is here!

I know this is from the Washington State DNR, but like.
please can we not set ANY of the states or counties or cities or towns or municipalities or villages or census designated places on fire either? and not just today, but for the entire future?

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this is the current map of drought intensity in the PNW. It’s not terrible, but the forecast for this weekend leading up to the 4th is blazing. (map from here)

screenshot of the five day forecast from friday to tuesday, temperatures going from 84 on friday up to 97 on tuesdayALT
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Epic moments…  :)

Happy Birthday Marceline!

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